Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-100-JP (?)
- SCP-100-JP is a regular-looking two-story wooden house in Mexico, but its attic contains an impossibly large, empty space with no gravity. This attic space holds countless miniature wooden "heavenly bodies" like planets and stars, some with light bulbs, which represent actual celestial objects in our universe. If these wooden models are damaged or destroyed, the real-life celestial bodies they represent are also affected, which has led to a real star prematurely going supernova and other catastrophic events when parts of the house were damaged. Because of this, the house is considered extremely dangerous and is carefully guarded and maintained to prevent any harm to its attic contents.
- Fnord (?)
- The word "fnord" was created in 1965 in the Discordian religious text *Principia Discordia* and popularized by *The Illuminatus! Trilogy* novels. In these satirical works, "fnord" is presented as a word that the unenlightened are subconsciously trained to ignore, yet its presence generates feelings of unease and confusion, preventing rational thought about the text it appears in. This mechanism is used by the fictional Illuminati to maintain control and encourage consumerism by scattering "fnords" in news but not advertisements. To "see the fnords" means to be free from this hypnotic influence, and the term has since been adopted in hacker culture and programming as a placeholder or to denote irony or surrealism.